A Philosophical Woot Listing

The guys at Woot.com are at it again. Here's a Woot listing that I think many of you will find extraordinarily appropriate for me:

Ethicists differ on the question of speed limits. A moral absolutist might say that breaking the law is always wrong. A moral relativist would believe that, well, maybe there are situations in which breaking the speed limit is permissible. A utilitarian would look at the benefits and costs of driving really fast, and make a judgment based on those. And a certain kind of motorist just says screw you all, I’m driving as fast as I want and if you don’t like it, you know what you can bite.

We’re not here to arbitrate between these positions. But if you happen to belong to that latter group, this Early Warning Radar/Laser Detector brings you closer to actualizing your individualist beliefs. It picks up all radar, laser, and detector-detector systems and guns, from X and K to Ka and Ka POP, including VG-2 and SPECTRE. And this Radar/Laser Detector issues its warnings, omens, jeremiads, and alerts in a familiar voice the Early Warning dudes call “real human technology” – so don’t settle for fake human technology! We’ve got the real thing right here!