A Very Merry Unbirthday to Me

Now statistics prove that you've one birthday. Imagine just one birthday every year. Ah, but there are 364 Unbirthdays. Precisely why we're gathering to cheer.

For the benefit of those of you that did not receive the invite by other means:

I'm hosting an Unbirthday party BBQ at my house this Sunday at 1 pm. If you're reading this and you know me (a fairly safe bet), then you're invited.

And a Very Merry Unbirthday to you.