Wonder of Wonders

The Woot.com Bags of Crap have arrived. In the interests of slaking the unquenchable curiousity of my loyal readers, here's what was actually contained in one of the much hyped packages:

1) A Small Samsonite Camera Bag
2) A Notebook Optical Mouse
3) A book entitled, "Dear Valued Customer, You are a Loser". Subtitled "Over 100 Embarrassing and Funny Stories of Technology Gone Mad".

Some cheap temporary tattoos were thrown in for good measure.