Bork, Bork, Bork.......Snot!

This is the first in an ongoing series of posts about happenings I would have blogged about if I'd had a blog back then.

One fateful morning in Australia, the sound of humming emanated from the bathroom (vaguely discernable as Sir rLog singing in the shower). The following could then be clearly heard: "Bork, Bork, Bork............Snot!".

Sir zLog and I were most amused by this assortment of sounds. The first part of which, as Muppet lovers will surely recall, is the end of the Sweedish Chef's song. As it turned out, the latter exclamation was Sir rLog decrying the lack of a towel when exiting the shower. Apparently this hotel had placed its towels outside the bathroom. Though the reasons for this towel placement oddity are unknown, Sir rLog had noted this earlier and had simply forgotten to take a towel into the bathroom.

The next morning, Sir zLog and I again heard the newly familiar humming sound wafting from the bathroom. Again we heard the triumphant "Bork, Bork, Bork". And again it was followed shortly thereafter by the exclamation "Snot!". Apparently Sir rLog had made the same oversight two days in a row.

To this day, Sir zLog and I are much amused.